Perhaps: You’re An Oil Company Exec Pointing Your Finger

No one we know is an oil company executive, but this was too easy.  We like to think of ourselves as an internet destination where we won’t consistently depress the hell out of you, but we read this.  As such, we thought it might be nice to send a dedication out to the folks whose processes and procedures may be responsible for the current situation in the Gulf of Mexico.

Accountability.  It’s a helluva thing.  And something no one really wants when you’re talking about massive environmental devastation.  “Who me?  Oh, right.  No, Senator . . . that was . . . uh . . . the other guy.  Yeah.  He and his people were the . . . uh . . . ones with the valve rod thingamadoo.  What I want to make clear is that this is in no way OUR fault.  But . . . uh . . . yeah, the spicket valve rod thing.  Sounds like the crux of the problem.”

Rockpalast is back.  Dedication to the higher-ups at BP, Transocean and Halliburton!  George Thorogood and the Destroyers with It Wasn’t Me:

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