Ugh. Fuck you, alcohol. Seriously. We shouldn’t wake up feeling the same way we did when we went to bed. I mean, don’t you metabolize at some point? When I go to sleep, do you find some “alcohol amplifier” to course through leaving your impact 10X stronger than before?
The good news? I’m awake now and you’ll soon metabolize into a headache, balance-less shuffling around the mothership and greasy food. HA! Winner!
If you kids went hard last night, don’t bury yourself in silence. It makes the noises worse. TURN IT UP! Damn the hangover, push through and the “hair of the dog” is never a poor choice. Long weekend. Summer’s coming to a close. Huzzah!
Couscous remarked earlier in the warm weather season that Florence + The Machine make for a great hangover cure. UH-GREED! Make it loud. Scream out the demons.